Alkoholfri April

Du kender den slags mennesker som bare skal prøve dem selv og deres krop af hele tiden….sådan et menneske er jeg. Denne gang har jeg stresset min krop ud over det sædvanlige, ved at negligere dens behov for alkohol i en hel måned!! Men inden du automatisk tænker “Ham Niels han er super cool, så jeg skal også prøve en måned uden at drikke alkohol” så læs lige om de nedenstående bivirkninger jeg oplevede ved alkohol mangel:

1. Alle problemer forekommer meget større end de egentlig er…
2. Mindsket selvtillid
3. Sociale kompetencer reduceret til et minimum
4. Anfald ad svimmelhed, dobbeltsyn og trykken for ørerne kan ikke længere tilskrives indtagelse af alkohol
5. Grænsen for hvad der opfattes som underholdning hæves, hvilket resulterer i at fx reality-tv suger boller
6. Grundet bivirkning 5 tilbringer man mindre tid foran fjernsynet og mere tid med praktiske gøremål

I skrivende stund er klokken slået 1. maj og jeg kan således afstraffe min lever efter behag. Det behager mig altså, hvorfor jeg kun er i stand til at huske ovenstående seks bivirkninger selvom jeg er ganske sikker på der er flere. Nedenstående billede viser hvad man byder sin lever efter 1 måneds cølibat…..man skal jo starte stille og roligt.

Aaaahhhhlkohol

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